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One more "Your Mama Joke"

Your mama is so cross eyed that you daddy left her because she was seeing other men on the side
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Your mama is so fat,when she was at school she sat next to everyone

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is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

is so fat when she wears a red dress the kids yell here's kool aid.


is so fat that when she stands on a corner the cops run up and say break it up!
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sorry if this one is not funny: your mama sucks Dic*s! really!
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Yo mama so fat that when she bumped into a telephone pole somebody shouted,"Oh the humanity".




Might not be funny but its mine :^P

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RE: One more "Your Mama Joke"

Your mama is soooooooooooooo stupid!!!! She went to the clipers game and thought she was gona get a hair cut!!!

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your mama so fat she tried to sue McDonalds.
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she gets out on the dance floor, she makes the band skip.

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Toy mom so ugly... thats all i got
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RE: One more "Your Mama Joke"

Yo momma, not your mama, is sooooooooo stupid ... she wanted to go to DisneyWorld and the highway sign said "DisneyWorld Left" .... the bitch turned around and went home ....[:0]

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