Date registered: Mar 2005
Vehicle: '01-E320 & 02-ST2
Location: John 15:18-19
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Duck or you'll get hit!
This one is entirely too much fun; it would also fit well in the "things you don't want to hear thread".
(Let's face it: we guys should just learn to leave well enough alone and not ask too many questions!)
She was in the kitchen preparing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".
He knows it's not his birthday and thinks either he's died and gone to heaven or he's just the luckiest S.O.B. on earth. He immediately sits his wife on the kitchen table and they have sex.
Afterwards he says, "Not that I'm complaining, but what was that all about?"
She replies, "The egg timer's broken."