Date registered: Aug 2002
Vehicle: '90 560SEL, V8 Landcruiser, Toyota S/Wagon
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
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Too good to not share...
...I'm still laughing [:)]
Proudly showing off his newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, the drunk yuppie led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.
"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" the drunk replied.
"A talking clock - seriouiouously?"
"Yup." "Hmmm (hic)."
"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch" the yuppie said.
He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment in silence.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "For fuck's sake you Wanker, it's ten past three in the fucking morning!!!"