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Too good to not share...

...I'm still laughing [:)]

Proudly showing off his newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, the drunk yuppie led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.

"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" the drunk replied.

"A talking clock - seriouiouously?"

"Yup." "Hmmm (hic)."

"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the yuppie said.

He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment in silence.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "For fuck's sake you Wanker, it's ten past three in the fucking morning!!!"

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