Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
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RE: More Limericks . . .
My back aches, my pussy is sore,
I simply can't fuck anymore,
I'm covered in sweat, And you haven't come yet,
And my God, its a quarter to four!
There was a young girl from Hong Kong,
Whose cervical cap was a gong,
She said with a yell, as a shot rang her bell,
"I'll give you a ding for a dong"
There once was a man from Batu,
Who fell asleep in his canoe,
He dreamed of Venus, And played with his penis,
And woke up with a hand full of goo.
There once was a young girl named Jill,
Who used dynamite for a thrill,
They found her vagina, In South Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil.