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A prettty young nun from France,
Decided she'd just take a chance.
She let herself go'
for an hour or so.
Now all of her sisters are aunts.


There was a young whore from Kew,
who filled her twat with glue.
She said with a grin,
if they paid to get in,
they must pay to get out of it, too!


There once was a lady from France,
who took a long train ride by chance.
The engineer f&^%ed her,
in front of the conductor.
The fireman then came in his pants.
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RE: More Limericks . . .

when I was young and in my prime
I would jerk off all the time
now that I'm older and have more sense
I use the knot hole in the fence
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RE: More Limericks . . .

My back aches, my pussy is sore,
I simply can't fuck anymore,
I'm covered in sweat, And you haven't come yet,
And my God, its a quarter to four!


There was a young girl from Hong Kong,
Whose cervical cap was a gong,
She said with a yell, as a shot rang her bell,
"I'll give you a ding for a dong"


There once was a man from Batu,
Who fell asleep in his canoe,
He dreamed of Venus, And played with his penis,
And woke up with a hand full of goo.


There once was a young girl named Jill,
Who used dynamite for a thrill,
They found her vagina, In South Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil.


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RE: More Limericks . . .

I once knew a man who's an elf,
He kept his asshole on a shelf.
When he had to shit,
He squeezed it a bit,
and then he played with himself.
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There once was a lady named Dot,
Who lived off the pig shit and snot,
When she ran out of these, She ate the green cheese,
That she grew on the sides of her twot!

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and didn't know where to find them,
But a search revealed they were in the next field
With a dirty big Welsh man behind them.

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