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Things you don't want to hear...


You're a guy, been dating a girl for a little while now and she's seemed distant lately. You ask her what's wrong, and she says, "Have you seen the movie 'Chasing Amy?'"


You're a woman, been married several years now, husband's always been a good guy. One day you ask him what's new and he says, "Ah, uh, have you seen 'Brokeback Mountain?'"


You're either gender, Jack Nicholson rips into your bathroom door with an axe, sticks his head through the hole and says, "Here's Johnny!"


You're an BW member, you're innocently posting away and get a PM from another member, who ends up going nutso on you. (Make up your own "what you hear" for this one...)




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RE: Things you don't want to hear...

Another solid indication that the end is near.
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tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
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Doctor: 'It doesn't look good I'm afraid...'.
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'Good evening Sir..may I see your licence?..'
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"You sure got a purty mouth!"

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"Velcome to Dell. My name is Rajneesh. How can I help you please thank you?"

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And in other news, the county was voted dry!
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RE: Things you don't want to hear...

a thing quite a few wouldn't want to hear:

Bush Re-elected to third term!
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a thing quite a few wouldn't want to hear:

Bush Re-elected to third term!
I will vote for him again, as matter of fact I will vote that there should never be any more votes once he is in office again. We have to change our system so we can outlast our enemies. I say we put him in office until we have cleaned up this world or scum like you.
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Welcome to McDonalds, oh.. fuck everybody
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