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Who would you hire as your secretary?

This is a tough one:

Peggy May:

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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I?m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

<img src = "http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a42/ml430/peggymay.jpg" width = "200">
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...was waiting for him to say "you know what bill maybe you are right" Some of the things the guest said was that we should provide free medical care to illegal immigrant along with services such as schools. What the guy doesn't realizes is that illegal immigrants dont pay taxes and it increase cost of healthcare for the rest of us that do pay taxes. I know this doesnt affect a lot of people directly but it effect us in the boarder states a ton. My personal stance on the issue is we have laws against illegal immigration we just arnt enforcing them and we should, i am not against having them come over here and work that is fine but we should have a guest worker program that can bring them over, since statistically most immigrant workers dont stay in the USA forever and when they have enough money they return home. But we really need to stop the drug traffic and illegal weapons trade, I dont know if any of you remember a few years ago we had a shoot out on the freeway with illegals trying to smuggle drugs what was shocking is the proximity they came to phoenix and how busy the freeway is. One of my main gripes about illegal immigration is the free healthcare they...
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wow i spelled a few words wrong so what i type fast and dont read what i type..

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It's a tough call.How do we know who gives best head?[:p]
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RE: Who would you hire as your secretary?

As a pollster, I don't intend to influence the vote but personally I'd be wary about handing assignments to someone who does not check his/her work and unwilling to correct it.

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wow i spelled a few words wrong so what i type fast and dont read what i type..

Peggy May has ways to go except in one area but she has the 'persinalety' and will to improve.



Hence my vote goes for Peggy May.





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Peggy May, she knows how to take dictation.
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Hold on a second Naomilla,how do you know that Peggy Sue is Amerikan? Your priority should above all be based on patriotism surely? It's absolutely clear Andrew is a good ol' 'merikan bowah.
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I wouldn't want andrew asking to use my dictafone.
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I'd hire them both. he could do all of the dictation and she could do all of the dicktation.
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