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Bumping your front teeth on an ice cold water fountain spigot 1 100.00%
chewing on a wet wool sweater 3 100.00%
spiderwebs on a late summer evening when the banana spiders are big. 2 100.00%
mistaking a bloated tic for an MM candy 3 100.00%
Reading a post by Andrew2004az 2 100.00%
the ex- 3 100.00%
Liberals 1 100.00%
bush apologists 1 100.00%
small asians 2 100.00%
small engined MB's with BRABUS badges 1 100.00%
Pussies with moles on them 1 100.00%
human cheese 3 100.00%
seeing Hillary and Bill together 2 100.00%
Waleed2 1 100.00%
BenzWorld poets 2 100.00%
Reading a post by Shabah 1 100.00%
That Im not banned yet!!!!! WTF is up with that? 1 100.00%
Canadians with clubs 1 100.00%
midgets + clowns 1 100.00%
Being served unblended Scotch. 2 100.00%
Nasty electrical shocks, particularly the ones that burn the skin... 2 100.00%
small asian automobiles. 3 100.00%
Thrillkill n jilly together forever 1 100.00%
reading this posts 3 100.00%
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thrillkill n jilly forever is wat i voted....[xx(]
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thrillkill n jilian doin the nasty just diesnt feal right
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thrillkill n jilian doin the nasty just diesnt feal right
Please don't procreate. Thanks.

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dnt woryy jilly thrillkill is probably thinking bout it rite now wile playin with his dilly[:D]
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I'll go with a swimming pool full of Candiru (don't pee in the pool!)



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The candiru is a tiny litle catfish with a voracious appetite for blood and will parasitize fish, mammals, and humans. One scientist, while holding a candiru, accidently let it enter a small cut on his hand. It could be seen writhing under the skin towards the vein.

When candirus parasitize humans, it is usually only when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the anus and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on both the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood. This is all said to be very painful for the poor person who has this happen to him or her. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish. If surgery is not done in time, the blockage of the urinary tract will prove fatal. The candiru is the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans.

Thanks for shareing , I don’t think anybody can top that. No more dipping in the lake or the pond for me now

My personal experience is with fleas,chiggers and centipedes. and also lizzards -i hate them all.

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I can't speak for some of our members but that thing could not fit up my anus........At least not without a movie and dinner first.
Hell the damned thing is interplanetary, going for your anus.
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I'll go with a swimming pool full of Candiru (don't pee in the pool!)



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The candiru is a tiny litle catfish with a voracious appetite for blood and will parasitize fish, mammals, and humans. One scientist, while holding a candiru, accidently let it enter a small cut on his hand. It could be seen writhing under the skin towards the vein.

When candirus parasitize humans, it is usually only when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the anus and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on both the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood. This is all said to be very painful for the poor person who has this happen to him or her. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish. If surgery is not done in time, the blockage of the urinary tract will prove fatal. The candiru is the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans.

Thanks for shareing , I don’t think anybody can top that. No more dipping in the lake or the pond for me now

My personal experience is with fleas,chiggers and centipedes. and also lizzards -i hate them all.

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IIRC unless you swim in blackwater streams of Amazon tributaries, you're safe.

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thnks for sharing i no im not goin to sleeptonite
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Hey Jill

You will

Post you and Thrill

Doin the nasty. Just photoshop Thrill
out will you Jill??[:p]
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Hey Jill

You will

Post you and Thrill

Doin the nasty. Just photoshop Thrill
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u just made a funny[:p]
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