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Yes, It's Called Streaking

I got this in my email:

Security Alert
Indecent Act

On Friday, March 24, 2006 at approximately 9:40 PM, a female student was approached by a naked male in the Math Sciences corridor near the entrance
to Science Theatres. The naked male ran up and stopped beside her. He then fled the area and was last seen entering the Math Sciences building. The student left the area and contacted Campus Security. The subject was not located.

The subject is described as:

•Caucasian male
•approximately 170 cm (5’7�) tall
•average build
•short, styled light brown/blond hair
•clean shaven

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I can't believe these 'security warnings' are issued, can't students have a little fun?

Freude am fahren!
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"The naked male ran up and stopped beside her. He then fled the area"

"Stopped beside her"? What was he doing, humming?

Maybe it was actually a hummingbird?

Which college is this anyway?? [:0]

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5'7"? The little fucker obviously has a 'Napoleon Complex' Should feel sorry for him and buy him some platform shoes.[8D]
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5'7"? The little fucker obviously has a 'Napoleon Complex' Should feel sorry for him and buy him some platform shoes.[8D]
Hey wait a minute Stretch Armstrong I'm 5'7"-ish!! Want me to kick you in the kneecaps?

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^^^^^^

Anything,so long as you promise not to sit on me.[:D]
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5'7"? The little fucker obviously has a 'Napoleon Complex' Should feel sorry for him and buy him some platform shoes.[8D]
Hey wait a minute Stretch Armstrong I'm 5'7"-ish!! Want me to kick you in the kneecaps?
Wow--I can look down on you without even having to put my stilletos on. My feet thank you.[;)]
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Tall people have funny, ugly asses.

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Well if you spend your life looking directly up into a lot of them what do you expect?

What do you call a cowboy with short legs?
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A lowdown bum!

*psh-tang*
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Tall people have funny, ugly asses.
That's because we have phones up our asses so you shorties can call us up and ask us "How's the weather up there?".[:D]
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Aww man, I'm getting a boner!


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