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Hear about the horny Indian? He jumped into his canoe and shot off across the creek.

What about the two blood thirsty Indians sitting around the campfire chewing the rag?
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Didja hear about the menstruating nudist's armchair?

She sold it to a period furniture collector.
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give retards a medal, and then put them in the forest.
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Okay, since we've ventured into the American Indian/Native American forest...

One morning an Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand; in his other is a rope by which he's leading a steer. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

Wary of the shotgun, the waiter says simply, "Sure thing, Chief, coming right up." He serves the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down, sets the mug back on the counter and then turns and blasts the steer with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where. Then he puts a dollar on the counter, drops the rope and walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. His trusty shotgun is again in one hand, and his other has a rope with another steer on the end of it. Just like the day before, he walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What is this all about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management in U. S. Government. Friends tell me its all 'Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day'.
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One more post before the last!
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Did any of the trees make a noise?

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Old mustache pete walks into a bank"Hey,I'ma needa a mortgage"

Teller sez"Sorry Sir,the loan arranger is out to lunch"

Stromboli replies"Thassa OK,I talka to Tonto".
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Guy walks up to the tellar in a bank and says, "Hey bitch! I wanna open up a f*ckin' savings account". Shocked, the teller says, "Excuse me?" to which the man repeats,"Hey bitch! I wanna open up a f*ckin' savings account". Infuriated, the teller explains,"Sir, I will not allow you to speak to me in such a fashion, I'm going to call my manager".
The manager comes over and says firmly, "I will not allow you to speak to my employees like that, but I'll help you, now how much did you want to deposit to open your account?" "Seven million dollars", says the man. And the manager exclaims,"What, and that f*cking c*nt wouldn't help you out?"

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