Date registered: Jan 2005
Vehicle: '86 190E 2.3L
Location: Syracuse, NY
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RE: Which President.....?
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die...So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New York Senator." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm
President of the United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And above all I'm the smartest President in American history, so America's people won't let me die". So he took the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth
passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and
frail and I don't have many years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President has taken my school bag."
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
1986 190E 2.3L 135,000mi