Date registered: Oct 2004
Vehicle: 1984 300CD, 1983 240TD Euro
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the previous four years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
1984 300CD, Exterior Code # DB877 Petrol - Blue/Green Interior Code #155 MB-Tex Creme
"Even more attractive than this coupe's classic lines are it's classic over-the-road capabilities".
Mercedes-Benz of North America 1984 range brochure
SR 395 @ Mono Lake, CA