Date registered: Mar 2005
Vehicle: '01-E320 & 02-ST2
Location: John 15:18-19
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They may be old, but they can still think quick...
Haven't heard this one in a long, long time.
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for many years. He had fixed up the property very nicely, with a large pond in the back, stables, picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was fixed up for swimming as well.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while. He brought along a five gallon bucket to gather some fruit on his walk back. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the pond.
He called out to them and, somewhat stunned, they swam to the far side of the pond. One of the women shouted, "Hey, you dirty old man!! We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "Ya know, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond, fact is I didn't even know you was out here."
Holding the bucket up, he motioned to it and said, "I'm here to feed the gator."