Watch video proof of cow abduction!
In what appears to be the result of extraterrestrial encounters, dairy farmers are reporting a rash of cow disappearances in CaliforniaÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s heartland.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen alien beings combing cow pastures for what they call a Ã¢â‚¬Å“magic white serumÃ¢â‚¬? that enhances bone strength, promotes muscle recovery, prevents cavities, and takes the edge off insomnia and PMS.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“This wonder tonic is exactly what weÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve been looking for,Ã¢â‚¬? declared one alien scientist in a recent interview. Ã¢â‚¬Å“Thanks to DA-IRY, our brittle-boned, sleep-deprived citizens will have relief, at last.Ã¢â‚¬?
Mike Sweeney of Loleta, CA, sketched this based on the abduction he witnessed on January 30, 2006.
Reports linking extraterrestrials to cows, inspired GOT MILK? creators - The California Milk Processor Board (CMPB) Ã¢â‚¬â€œ forming the basis of their next generation of television advertisements. The new GOT MILK? commercial campaign Ã¢â‚¬â€œ appropriately called Ã¢â‚¬Å“AliensÃ¢â‚¬? - consists of five 30 second TV spots. Set to break March 13th and run throughout 2006, the campaign aims to position milk as a Ã¢â‚¬Ëœwonder tonicÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ with multiple health benefits.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“This is no hoax and weÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re not sworn to secrecy,Ã¢â‚¬? says Steve James, CMPB Chairman. Ã¢â‚¬Å“We want earthlings to see milk with fresh eyes and recognize its benefits beyond just a calcium source.Ã¢â‚¬?
This celestial send-up signifies the coming together of two seemingly unrelated pop culture icons: GOT MILK? and aliens. Ã¢â‚¬Å“But, actually both have captured the American imagination, and entered our vernacular in popular and pervasive ways,Ã¢â‚¬? continues James.
In fact, alien experts and UFO investigators have long reported an extraterrestrial fascination with cows that is here-to-now gone unexplained.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“We donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t know why, but cows are a part of the UFO story,Ã¢â‚¬? stresses Peter Robbins, UFO Investigator and co-author of Left of East Gate: A first-hand account of Bentwaters-Woodbridge UFO incident. Ã¢â‚¬Å“These commercials arenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t that far-fetched.Ã¢â‚¬?
GOT MILK? GOES EXTRATERRESTRIAL
The new GOT MILK? commercials, entitled Ã¢â‚¬Å“Landing Party,Ã¢â‚¬? Ã¢â‚¬Å“Farmer,Ã¢â‚¬? Ã¢â‚¬Å“Communication,Ã¢â‚¬? Ã¢â‚¬Å“The ShipÃ¢â‚¬? and Ã¢â‚¬Å“HomecomingÃ¢â‚¬? represent a significant departure for the folks best-known for creating food and milk-deprived worlds.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Landing Party,Ã¢â‚¬? the first in the series, opens on a distant planet, where a tunic-wearing alien ruler, is seated at a throne with his leg in a cast. A lesser-ranked alien dignitary enters the room with his arm in a sling to share the marvelous news that, Ã¢â‚¬Å“on planet Earth, two-legged worker beings are granted a nectar that helps maintain bone strength and promote better sleep.Ã¢â‚¬? Back on planet earth, two alien scientists search a dairy barn for the source of the wonder elixir, which they mistakenly pronounce: Ã¢â‚¬Å“DA-IRY.Ã¢â‚¬? The spot then closes with the now ubiquitous GOT MILK?
Subsequent Ã¢â‚¬Å“AlienÃ¢â‚¬? spots tout additional benefits of milk and follow the escapades of the alien scientists as they attempt to bring a cow back to their alien planet, Brittlactica. On Brittlactica, alien rulers of nations like Ã¢â‚¬Å“Papau Hairthinny,Ã¢â‚¬? Ã¢â‚¬Å“Cavitopia,Ã¢â‚¬? Ã¢â‚¬Å“InsomniastanÃ¢â‚¬? and Ã¢â‚¬Å“PSMtoniaÃ¢â‚¬? help drive the multiple health benefit messaging home in a light-hearted and entertaining way.
Developed by longtime CMPB advertising partners, San Francisco-based Goodby, Silverstein & Partners, GOT MILK?Ã¢â‚¬â„¢s Aliens aim to reposition milk as a new product, never-before-seen in this way. Viewers get a glimpse of milk via fresh eyes, in this case, through extraterrestrial beings in search of milkÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s wonder-tonic properties.
Now in its twelfth year, GOT MILK? has helped sell millions of gallons of milk and become an American icon. The dairy industry spends $150-million annually to support GOT MILK?, including for use on those Milk Mustache ads. In addition, GOT MILK? is a hot property licensed on hundreds of products over the last decade.
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