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Alien Cow Abduction

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In what appears to be the result of extraterrestrial encounters, dairy farmers are reporting a rash of cow disappearances in California’s heartland.

Eyewitnesses claim to have seen alien beings combing cow pastures for what they call a “magic white serum� that enhances bone strength, promotes muscle recovery, prevents cavities, and takes the edge off insomnia and PMS.

“This wonder tonic is exactly what we’ve been looking for,� declared one alien scientist in a recent interview. “Thanks to DA-IRY, our brittle-boned, sleep-deprived citizens will have relief, at last.�

Mike Sweeney of Loleta, CA, sketched this based on the abduction he witnessed on January 30, 2006.
Reports linking extraterrestrials to cows, inspired GOT MILK? creators - The California Milk Processor Board (CMPB) – forming the basis of their next generation of television advertisements. The new GOT MILK? commercial campaign – appropriately called “Aliens� - consists of five 30 second TV spots. Set to break March 13th and run throughout 2006, the campaign aims to position milk as a ‘wonder tonic’ with multiple health benefits.

“This is no hoax and we’re not sworn to secrecy,� says Steve James, CMPB Chairman. “We want earthlings to see milk with fresh eyes and recognize its benefits beyond just a calcium source.�

This celestial send-up signifies the coming together of two seemingly unrelated pop culture icons: GOT MILK? and aliens. “But, actually both have captured the American imagination, and entered our vernacular in popular and pervasive ways,� continues James.

In fact, alien experts and UFO investigators have long reported an extraterrestrial fascination with cows that is here-to-now gone unexplained.

“We don’t know why, but cows are a part of the UFO story,� stresses Peter Robbins, UFO Investigator and co-author of Left of East Gate: A first-hand account of Bentwaters-Woodbridge UFO incident. “These commercials aren’t that far-fetched.�


The new GOT MILK? commercials, entitled “Landing Party,� “Farmer,� “Communication,� “The Ship� and “Homecoming� represent a significant departure for the folks best-known for creating food and milk-deprived worlds.

“Landing Party,� the first in the series, opens on a distant planet, where a tunic-wearing alien ruler, is seated at a throne with his leg in a cast. A lesser-ranked alien dignitary enters the room with his arm in a sling to share the marvelous news that, “on planet Earth, two-legged worker beings are granted a nectar that helps maintain bone strength and promote better sleep.� Back on planet earth, two alien scientists search a dairy barn for the source of the wonder elixir, which they mistakenly pronounce: “DA-IRY.� The spot then closes with the now ubiquitous GOT MILK?

Subsequent “Alien� spots tout additional benefits of milk and follow the escapades of the alien scientists as they attempt to bring a cow back to their alien planet, Brittlactica. On Brittlactica, alien rulers of nations like “Papau Hairthinny,� “Cavitopia,� “Insomniastan� and “PSMtonia� help drive the multiple health benefit messaging home in a light-hearted and entertaining way.

Developed by longtime CMPB advertising partners, San Francisco-based Goodby, Silverstein & Partners, GOT MILK?’s Aliens aim to reposition milk as a new product, never-before-seen in this way. Viewers get a glimpse of milk via fresh eyes, in this case, through extraterrestrial beings in search of milk’s wonder-tonic properties.

Now in its twelfth year, GOT MILK? has helped sell millions of gallons of milk and become an American icon. The dairy industry spends $150-million annually to support GOT MILK?, including for use on those Milk Mustache ads. In addition, GOT MILK? is a hot property licensed on hundreds of products over the last decade.

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