Naomilla2.0 - 3/14/2006 3:07 PM
Jillian80 - 3/14/2006 2:21 PM
starcar126 - 3/14/2006 1:01 PM
I have a GREAT idea! [^] Why don't you move to Mexico! [8D][8D][:0]
Sorry--we took a poll and decided we'd rather see you
leave than Naomilla2.0. Tough break, big guy.[}:)][8D][8D][:0]
Aww thanks Jilly, I am very flattered.
I gave it some thought and realized moving to Mexico ain't such a bad idea after all.
here's how it works:
Move to Mexico, where the sun is aplenty and tequila flows endlessly, food is delicioso and chicas are muy calientes.
When I had enough to eat and play, re-enter US illegally
Set up camp in Santa Monica, lodge at homeless shelter paid for by Starcar the philanthropist.
Should I get food poisoning from ingesting rogue kumamoto
oyster out of one of Santa Monica's many fancy restaurants' dumpsters, my medical expenses are paid for by Starcar the philanthropist.
To show my appreciation, I will hang out at the parking lot of strip mall with mes amigos and wait to be chosen to work as illegal labor for the lowest-bidding contractor retained by my benefactor for his house renovation.
when I am chosen I will make sure to provide a generous stool sample in the master suite toilet as a token of appreciation and to show how well I have recovered.
When it's time to go back, report to the INS and they will arrange for transportation home, which is paid for by who else but the philanthropist Starcar!