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I have a GREAT idea! [^] Why don't you move to Mexico! [8D][8D][:0]
Sorry--we took a poll and decided we'd rather see you leave than Naomilla2.0. Tough break, big guy.[}:)][8D][8D][:0]
Aww thanks Jilly, I am very flattered.

I gave it some thought and realized moving to Mexico ain't such a bad idea after all.

here's how it works:
Move to Mexico, where the sun is aplenty and tequila flows endlessly, food is delicioso and chicas are muy calientes.
When I had enough to eat and play, re-enter US illegally.
Set up camp in Santa Monica, lodge at homeless shelter paid for by Starcar the philanthropist.
Should I get food poisoning from ingesting rogue kumamoto oyster out of one of Santa Monica's many fancy restaurants' dumpsters, my medical expenses are paid for by Starcar the philanthropist.
To show my appreciation, I will hang out at the parking lot of strip mall with mes amigos and wait to be chosen to work as illegal labor for the lowest-bidding contractor retained by my benefactor for his house renovation.

And...

when I am chosen I will make sure to provide a generous stool sample in the master suite toilet as a token of appreciation and to show how well I have recovered.

When it's time to go back, report to the INS and they will arrange for transportation home, which is paid for by who else but the philanthropist Starcar!


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RE: JOBS... Curious what everyone does?

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I have a GREAT idea! [^] Why don't you move to Mexico! [8D][8D][:0]
Sorry--we took a poll and decided we'd rather see you leave than Naomilla2.0. Tough break, big guy.[}:)][8D][8D][:0]
Aww thanks Jilly, I am very flattered.

I gave it some thought and realized moving to Mexico ain't such a bad idea after all.

here's how it works:
Move to Mexico, where the sun is aplenty and tequila flows endlessly, food is delicioso and chicas are muy calientes.
When I had enough to eat and play, re-enter US illegally.
Set up camp in Santa Monica, lodge at homeless shelter paid for by Starcar the philanthropist.
Should I get food poisoning from ingesting rogue kumamoto oyster out of one of Santa Monica's many fancy restaurants' dumpsters, my medical expenses are paid for by Starcar the philanthropist.
To show my appreciation, I will hang out at the parking lot of strip mall with mes amigos and wait to be chosen to work as illegal labor for the lowest-bidding contractor retained by my benefactor for his house renovation.

And...

when I am chosen I will make sure to provide a generous stool sample in the master suite toilet as a token of appreciation and to show how well I have recovered.

When it's time to go back, report to the INS and they will arrange for transportation home, which is paid for by who else but the philanthropist Starcar!
I hope starcar doesn't see the bill for all those internment camps during WWII, he'll really be irate.

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If I wanted to live in Mexico - I would move to Mexico. Instead, Mexico moved here.
wait, I've heard something like it before...

uhm let me think...

um...

AHH got it:

"We didn't land on Plymouth Rock - that rock landed on us."





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I have a GREAT idea! [^] Why don't you move to Mexico! [8D][8D][:0]
Sorry--we took a poll and decided we'd rather see you leave than Naomilla2.0. Tough break, big guy.[}:)][8D][8D][:0]
Naomilla2.0 could change his name to Tortilla.0001. When he gets his puta pregnant he can come to the good old U.S. for us to pay for it. Job? Stealing Mercedes's and having them stripped accross the border. BTW Tortilla.0001 my bushes need to be trimmed. [8D][8D][:0]
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<font color = "red" size = "+1">1</font> Naomilla2.0 could change his name to Tortilla.0001. When he gets his puta pregnant he can come to the good old U.S. for us to pay for it. <font color = "red" size = "+1">2</font> Job? Stealing Mercedes's and having them stripped accross the border. <font color = "red" size = "+1">3 </font> BTW Tortilla.0001 my bushes need to be trimmed. [8D][8D][:0]
1. Si senor, I actually prefer that you call me Sanchez - ever notice your wife started sporting mustache lately?

2. I will strip excess chrome off your particular Mercedes - the car will actually thank me.

3. No senor, no can do; none of mes amigos would even go close - you must find your little pecker lost in the bush yourself.

[8D][8D][:0]

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RE: JOBS... Curious what everyone does?

^^^^^^

That's funny Naomilla[;)][:D]

Meanwhile,I'm curious as to why a Mexican guy's partner is necessarily a 'puta' rather than a wife or girlfriend?Are we witnessing misogyny together with the racism?

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<font color = "red" size = "+1">1</font> Naomilla2.0 could change his name to Tortilla.0001. When he gets his puta pregnant he can come to the good old U.S. for us to pay for it. <font color = "red" size = "+1">2</font> Job? Stealing Mercedes's and having them stripped accross the border. <font color = "red" size = "+1">3 </font> BTW Tortilla.0001 my bushes need to be trimmed. [8D][8D][:0]
1. Si senor, I actually prefer that you call me Sanchez - ever notice your wife started sporting mustache lately?

2. I will strip excess chrome off your particular Mercedes - the car will actually thank me.

3. No senor, no can do; none of mes amigos would even go close - you must find your little pecker lost in the bush yourself.

[8D][8D][:0]
OK - You've actually made me feel mucho guilty about picking on you now. Your retorts are so innocent, naive, and child like, that it makes me feel like i'm sparring with a mental incompetent (el retardo). [:I][:(]
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^^^

good, now go back to where you belong.




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RE: JOBS... Curious what everyone does?

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<font color = "red" size = "+1">1</font> Naomilla2.0 could change his name to Tortilla.0001. When he gets his puta pregnant he can come to the good old U.S. for us to pay for it. <font color = "red" size = "+1">2</font> Job? Stealing Mercedes's and having them stripped accross the border. <font color = "red" size = "+1">3 </font> BTW Tortilla.0001 my bushes need to be trimmed. [8D][8D][:0]
1. Si senor, I actually prefer that you call me Sanchez - ever notice your wife started sporting mustache lately?

2. I will strip excess chrome off your particular Mercedes - the car will actually thank me.

3. No senor, no can do; none of mes amigos would even go close - you must find your little pecker lost in the bush yourself.

[8D][8D][:0]
OK - You've actually made me feel mucho guilty about picking on you now. Your retorts are so innocent, naive, and child like, that it makes me feel like i'm sparring with a mental incompetent (el retardo). [:I][:(]
You are calling one of our most intelligent and witty posters a 'mental incompetent'?? ROFL!!!
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RE: JOBS... Curious what everyone does?

What is it with all the new members bashing the long time members?

It's as if they expect us to side with them![:0]

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