Date registered: Jan 2005
Vehicle: 1992 W126 300 SE
Location: Head in the clouds
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RE: Here......Jilly, jilly, jilly, jilly....
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."
The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.
Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"
A man goes to see his doctor because he's having trouble with his hearing.
"What are the symptoms?" asks the doctor.
"They're a yellow cartoon family." says the man.
Hope you make a full recovery very swiftly.