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RE: Friggin Dog

MBZER - 3/8/2006 7:52 PM

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Q: Why does a dog lick his balls?
A: Because he can.
Q: Why can't man lick his own balls?
A: Because the human race would die out.
Who says he CAN'T...?
Couple of guys walking down the street notice a dog sitting on the sidewalk licking his nuts. The one guy says grinning, "Boy, I wish I could do that". His freind replies," Well why don't you ask him nice-like, maybe he'll let you.

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Talking Dog:

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign
in front of a house:

"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the
owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy
goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever
sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I
could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help
the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and
in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to
settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to
do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded
a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the dog

"Six dollars," the guy says.

"Six dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are!
you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar.

"He never did any of that shit."

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