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Or whatever his fvcking name is. Saw his sorry old dried up arse on TV last night crashing some soldier's funeral.

If he ever steps foot in Maryland, I personally crack his sorry arse with a 2x4.

Another religious fruit cake we need to clean off our gene pool.

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Psychologically and emotionally disturbed religious zealots cannot be dealt with lightly.

Thus, if all the artane,prolixin,zoloft,olanzapine,thorazine and lithium do not kick in we should,with all christian charity speed them on their way to that state of eternal bliss they are so convinced is their inheritance and reward.

The late Richard Kuklinski favoured a strong solution of sodium cyanide administered through the medium of a nasal spray,instantaneous oblivion,Harry Strauss,or "Pittsburgh Phil"favored an icepick thru the ear as his victims sat in a theater,although Puggy Feinstein never went to the movies so he reverted to the more messy and mundane garrotte for this worthy.

How would you dispose of friend Phelps?
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How about a 9 mm hollow point in the frontal lube?

But I kinda like your suggestion - ice pick in the eye.

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How about a 9 mm hollow point in the frontal lube?

But I kinda like your suggestion - ice pick in the eye.
That's the way Lenin's Cheka boys did it,took 'em to the tiled basement of the Lubyanka prison,undressed'em and had'em march down the hall where the executioner would shoot them behind the ear with a Broomhandle Mauser 9mm,quick and effective.

After a few more the bodies would be hauled away and the tiled floors hosed down.
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heh heh heh

you said lube.[:p]

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Remember how Rasputin went out?

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Remember how Rasputin went out?
Yes, and all the cyanide and bullets could not kill him,he eventually drowned in the Moika canal because he could only untie one hand,by the way it was not Yussupov who shot him but Purishkevitch.
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It really angers me to hear about this guy and his family. Especially since he claims himself to be a Christian and a preacher. The majority of his following is his family. Something like 54 grand children. He does not represent Christian's or the Christian way of life. He needs to be stopped. That probably means that states will have to pass laws that protests can not be performed at funerals. Who would have thought that we would have people that are so disrespectful that we would have to pass such a law. What ever happens. He will get his on judgement day.
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Yeah,I find half-Christians or half-Muslims much easier to stomach than the full-fat variety.Reform Jews-they are pretty light too.
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^^^^^^ Episcopalian: Catholic Light[:D]
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