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That bitch would be begging for me to "telephone pole" her again in ALL of her orifices after the first time. Lesbians just wouldn't be "up" for the job.
That's right, you're "brokeback smurfcoupe" the gay avenger. [:0][:0][:0]
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That bitch would be begging for me to "telephone pole" her again in ALL of her orifices after the first time. Lesbians just wouldn't be "up" for the job.
That's right, you're "brokeback smurfcoupe" the gay avenger. [:0][:0][:0]
May every meal your 'bitch' prepares for you smell of almonds.[}:)]
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But Hyacinth said "Mercedes!"
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I will not believe that a female can begin to understand the male psyche. An undercover expose' would only confuse the rational of the true deep hearted meaning to be a man. Let alone the complexities of masculinity.

Having said this I dare to break down the basics the male thought process, but I'll take a stab. or maybe... yes ! a visual image!







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katie price lives round the corner from me and i went to school with her, not very special in real life, jus another little patcham slag, (patcham is an area in brighton and it sucks.see her and her stupid boyfriend peter andre way to much.
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That bitch would be begging for me to "telephone pole" her again in ALL of her orifices after the first time. Lesbians just wouldn't be "up" for the job.
That's right, you're "brokeback smurfcoupe" the gay avenger. [:0][:0][:0]
May every meal your 'bitch' prepares for you smell of almonds.[}:)]
Stuffed any goats lately? [:p][xx(]
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I have pondered that comment for hours and hours and for the life of me I don't understand the reference to 'stuffed goats'.Pray enlighten me,lest I can't sleep ?
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I have pondered that comment for hours and hours and for the life of me I don't understand the reference to 'stuffed goats'.Pray enlighten me,lest I can't sleep ?
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You're thinking too hard again. Remember the last time you did that, you still came up with the wrong answer (2+2=22). Hmm... OK, get some sleep, this is the connection -

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Right.So goats are preferred over other animals?What a silly billy I was not to follow that.[;)]
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Has anyone considered how the rapid rise of 'Women' in the Western world might in itself provide a barrier to that Islamic uprising thing?.
I know the above sentence is poorly constructed (6 cans) but Allah can't have too many allies where Women have the power - surely ??.
Or... is the wishy washy way that women think the reason for most of the PC correct save the fruit loop bullshit that appears to have infected most of the 'Old Countries'
Ie: Rumour or truth: 'Baa Baa Black sheep' has been banned from British Kindergartens - lest it cause offence.... to the 'Fuzzy Wuzzies*' (* Jones the butcher - Dads Army)

BREASTS.
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Has anyone considered how the rapid rise of 'Women' in the Western world might in itself provide a barrier to that Islamic uprising thing?.
I know the above sentence is poorly constructed (6 cans) but Allah can't have too many allies where Women have the power - surely ??.
Or... is the wishy washy way that women think the reason for most of the PC correct save the fruit loop bullshit that appears to have infected most of the 'Old Countries'
Ie: Rumour or truth: 'Baa Baa Black sheep' has been banned from British Kindergartens - lest it cause offence.... to the 'Fuzzy Wuzzies*' (* Jones the butcher - Dads Army)

BREASTS.
Does anyone remember the In Living Color skit with the guy in prison who talked complete bollocks? 'I refuticate the disembowelment of my bicuditdation.' Huh? Anyone?

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