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as a male this is what i want

Money
Gym
Boobs
Pussy
lot of pussy
a house bitch to wash and clean

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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I don't know what I want!
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as a male this is what i want

Money
Gym
Boobs
Pussy
lot of pussy
a house bitch to wash and clean
Sorry I can't help you with the first two items.

However, I can help with the next four:
























Go stand in front of a mirror.

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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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If the writer of this book, Norah Vincent will give me her attention for about twenty minutes, me and my "Mr. Happy" will gladly explain everything about men to her without using a word. It's not real complicated. [:D]
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As long as she brings me a drink afterwards, and then cleans the house. Ahhh the simple things in life.
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Most people know what men are all about. Seems like Norah needs to learn what her place is as a woman - to serve a man in any capacity he chooses. [:D]
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If the writer of this book, Norah Vincent will give me her attention for about twenty minutes, me and my "Mr. Happy" will gladly explain everything about men to her without using a word. It's not real complicated. [:D]
She's already a lesbian. You'd only confirm to her that she made the right choice. [:)]

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as a male this is what i want

Money
Gym
Boobs
Pussy
lot of pussy
a house bitch to wash and clean
Sorry I can't help you with the first two items.

However, I can help with the next four:
























Go stand in front of a mirror.
Nice!
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If the writer of this book, Norah Vincent will give me her attention for about twenty minutes, me and my "Mr. Happy" will gladly explain everything about men to her without using a word. It's not real complicated. [:D]
She's already a lesbian. You'd only confirm to her that she made the right choice. [:)]
That bitch would be begging for me to "telephone pole" her again in ALL of her orifices after the first time. Lesbians just wouldn't be "up" for the job.
That's right, you're "brokeback smurfcoupe" the gay avenger. [:0][:0][:0]
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That bitch would be begging for me to "telephone pole" her again in ALL of her orifices after the first time. Lesbians just wouldn't be "up" for the job.
That's right, you're "brokeback smurfcoupe" the gay avenger. [:0][:0][:0]
May every meal your 'bitch' prepares for you smell of almonds.[}:)]
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