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Jade: Keira's boobs are like aspirins

Jade Goody says Keira Knightley's breasts is like "two aspirins on an ironing board".

The former Big Brother housemate says Keira has the smallest chest she's ever seen.

Writing in her column in Now Magazine she said: "She is really flat-chested - like two aspirins on an ironing board - but I suppose her boobs are perfect for her."

Jade, who has had a boob job herself, insists Keira should not go under the knife.

She added: "Keira's far too classy a bird to go in all for all that business. I think she might look a bit odd with big boobs.

"She's a stunning girl and I don't think she needs to change her shape. If her boobs were any bigger she'd look ridiculous."

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Who the bloody hell is Jade Goody? sounds like a saigon femme du joie.......
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Who the bloody hell is Jade Goody? sounds like a saigon femme du joie.......
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You number 1 joe,me love you long time[:D]
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RE: Jade: Keira's boobs are like aspirins

quite a back-handed compliment but I have to agree.

<img src = "http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/hidenise/bw%20forum%20stuff/KeiraKnightley_BenditLikeBeckham1tn.jpg" width = "450">

<img src = "http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/hidenise/bw%20forum%20stuff/KeiraKnightley_BenditLikeBeckham2.jpg" width = "300">

she looks quite stunning in a sportsbra.

BTW, there's a nice metallic green W116 in that movie.









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quite a back-handed compliment but I have to agree.

<img src = "http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/hidenise/bw%20forum%20stuff/KeiraKnightley_BenditLikeBeckham1tn.jpg" width = "450">

<img src = "http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a238/hidenise/bw%20forum%20stuff/KeiraKnightley_BenditLikeBeckham2.jpg" width = "300">

she looks quite stunning in a sportsbra.

BTW, there's a nice metallic green W116 in that movie.


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RE: Jade: Keira's boobs are like aspirins

I think I'll give the doctors advice a try by taking two aspirin and calling him in the morning. It should alleviate pretty much any aliment.


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RE: Jade: Keira's boobs are like aspirins

really,who cares about the breasts,it's what's between a soft,yielding pair of thighs what does it for me.
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