Date registered: Nov 2005
Location: 1313 Mockingbird lane
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I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific
I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
My neighbor has a circular driveway. He can't get out.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine
I'm taking La maze classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just having trouble breathing.
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, forget it."
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories .
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday".
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.