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I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific

I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

My neighbor has a circular driveway. He can't get out.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."

I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.

I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine

I'm taking La maze classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just having trouble breathing.

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, forget it."

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories .

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday".
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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I bought a helicopter but had nowhere to park it. So I tied it to a parking meter and left it running.

I moved into an apartment with a switch on the wall that did nothing. I used to flip it up and down all day. One day I got a letter froam a lady in Germany that said, "quit it".

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Two weeks ago, I...

No, wait, that was someone else.

(Former job discussion) I used to park planes at Boston's Logan airport. But I kept locking the keys in them. There I'd be at the top of a 50-foot ladder with a coathanger...
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