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Very Very oldie but a goodie

I think this is one of the first wacky emails that I ever got. Looks like it's making the rounds again:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
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> AA pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
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a pig you say?

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Those are some interesting facts, on my next life I would rather be a human again
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RE: Very Very oldie but a goodie

mb250: But with that additional piggy bit - yes?!.
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mb250: But with that additional piggy bit - yes?!.
Yes to the piggy bit and the lion bit but while still being a human
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RE: Very Very oldie but a goodie

Okay. I've never seen a Hippo jump, either.

You know what that icky shit is between an elephant's toes?

Slow pygmies.
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