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Two words you never want to hear in the same sentence

disgruntled and gun

basement and flooded

crabs and girlfriend



I'm sure there's plenty more.....

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'fuel tank' and 'empty'
'you' and 'fucking A-hole!'
'no' and 'money'
'internet' and 'slow'
'cheat' and 'girlfriend'
'me' and 'going to die'



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Bush/elected
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How can "my girlfriend cooked me some nice crabs" be bad?[:X]

Vat am I missing?




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That would be "crab". "Crabs" is something different altogether...


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testicle/cancer

speeding/ticket

electric/chair

English/cooking


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English/cooking
[B)] [:D]

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french & leadership

alien & invasion

hollow & earth

spider & nostril

penis & severed

paranoid & episode


..and certain combinations therein.
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Arabs / Ports
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Pashtun/cuckold
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