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I give up, a joke for the magic 1K

For those of you who care where I've been, I was waiting for help from a forum admin to get something special posted for the 1,000th post. I give up.

So I'll instead settle for a joke that's the funniest I've heard in a while.

Caveat: If you're offended by jokes that mention religion, then don't read further, it's as simple as that. [:)]



A customer walks into an adult shop and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

Customer says, "Female".

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Customer says, "White".

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."


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Nice joke. Now, where are the presents??? You must give presents on your 1000th post. Cough 'em up.

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Blimey Gregs,hiding for the sake of a hypothetical 'magic number'-have you been rooming with AsianMl???

BTW-sorry to be a smartarse but I posted that joke here last week.

If it will make your day HAPPY 1000th POST and big wet kisses from London (with tongues)

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Blimey Gregs,hiding for the sake of a hypothetical 'magic number'-have you been rooming with AsianMl???

[;)][:p][xx(][:0][8D]
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That was a good joke.

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Congrats on your 1K.

May you have something inflate without exploding [8D]

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May you have something inflate without exploding [8D]
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A little boy walks in the living room one day and asks, "Daddy, what are those big things on Mommy's chest?"

Taken aback by his candor, he composed himself and said,"They are heaven balloons. When your mommy dies, daddy will blow them up and she'll float off to heaven." Satisfied with his answer, he goes out and plays.

A few days later, his dad gets home from work early. The little boy runs excitedly out of the house screaming,"Daddy, daddy! Mommy's
a dying!"

"Whoa, slow down son! What do you mean she's dying?"

"Uncle Charlies in there a blowing them up and Mommy's screaming "Lord I'm coming, Lord I'm coming!"
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Blimey Gregs,hiding for the sake of a hypothetical 'magic number'-have you been rooming with AsianMl???

BTW-sorry to be a smartarse but I posted that joke here last week.

If it will make your day HAPPY 1000th POST and big wet kisses from London (with tongues)

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In all seriousness I had something great planned for the benchmark ... something useful, even, and not even OT. [:)] Unfortunately Storm's been too busy and the other admin(s) shall remain nameless. It'll show up at some point...maybe. I simply got tired of waiting. I missed you too much, DR.[;)]

That said, I swear I searched key words and didn't find hide nor hair of the joke before posting it. But trusting your word (now THERE is a mistake!) I'll offer this one instead:


A survey was done to determine why men enjoy receiving bjs. The results:

15% said they just liked the way it feels.

8% said they just liked the feeling of domination.

77% said they just liked...the silence.


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^^^^^

You don't trust me?,aww I'm offended and I'm not even Jewish.

http://www.benzworld.org/forums/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=1248802&start=1&fid=46


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