Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
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RE: I give up, a joke for the magic 1K
A little boy walks in the living room one day and asks, "Daddy, what are those big things on Mommy's chest?"
Taken aback by his candor, he composed himself and said,"They are heaven balloons. When your mommy dies, daddy will blow them up and she'll float off to heaven." Satisfied with his answer, he goes out and plays.
A few days later, his dad gets home from work early. The little boy runs excitedly out of the house screaming,"Daddy, daddy! Mommy's
"Whoa, slow down son! What do you mean she's dying?"
"Uncle Charlies in there a blowing them up and Mommy's screaming "Lord I'm coming, Lord I'm coming!"