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post #11 of 32 (permalink) Old 02-13-2006, 05:58 PM Thread Starter
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RE: Never....

fart in an elevator,

burn things with magnifying glass,

swallow your tongue,

put things in strangers ears,

pour water on your hands, fake sneeze and sling water on the back of someones neck.

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Draw a cartoon depicting a religious figurehead as a terrorist.
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light a match to inspect a gas leak


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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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Never assume your cellmate is a licensed proctologist even if his credentials are in order.

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Fry in the nude..........
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Never post on Benzworld drunk... Opps...
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......Masterbate in the front pew.

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I once went fishing with a Master Baiter....
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Lick the end of a moving stab mixer.

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Flick a womans erect nipple just to see her reaction.(especially if she's NOT your woman)
Trust me on this one. [B)]
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