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England v. Scotland Part II

We all know what happened last time.....I am stoked for this round![:D]
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Boom Boom![:D]
And yet, infidel, you wonder from whence cameth your affliction today?

*I* sent it, your thundering heavenly father etc, for thou hast irritated my very own muslim followers.
Who'd better not gaze upon my very own avatar or all hell's gonna break loose [}:)]
I'm feeling so much better now thanks.A bit of blasphemy followed by some indignation always perks me up![;)]
Careful he is Scottish. Don't make any jokes about thrift!
Who is Scottish? I mean, who'll admit to it?
K14ANO appears to be from Scotland.

Deathrattle is from one of the finest nations in the world.
Oh okay. Thought you must have meant DR or me, since we were the only ones quoted!

Actually I like Scotland, for a place that's damp and cold most of the time..
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i have been rolling round the floor pissing myself at this thread!!

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Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The elder of the mother pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now".
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear" says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. Hes's 21"
"Oh I remember him," says the other happily "he had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr too" says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me." says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 17" she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically "I remember when he first started school."
"He's a martyr also" sayd mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says......





"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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England v. Scotland Part II

We all know what happened last time.....I am stoked for this round![:D]
Here's the prize

Hoot Man!


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what's the difference between a scottish man and a rolling stone?

A: a scotsman says " hey mccloud get off my ewe"
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^ good one


My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.

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Ok Marsden,pay attention,see if this hits the spot[;)]


God approaches the Arabs and says, "Would you guys like a commandment?" and the head Arab replies, "What is it?" and God says "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and the head Arab says, "No thanks, we do that all the time, we enjoy it."

So god goes to the Egyptians and says, "Would you like a commandment?" and the Pharaoah says, "What is it?" and God says, "Thou shallt not covet thy neighbours wife nor his ass nor whatever," and the Pharaoah says, " No thanks, coveting's what we do best, we thrive on it."

So finally God goes to the Jews and he says to Moses, "Would you like a commandment?" and Moses says, "How much do they cost?" and God says, "They're free." So Moses says....

"I'll take ten."

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Mrs Smith dropped in on her neighbor, Mrs Cohen, whom she found laboriously stripping the paint off her living room walls. "Oh, Mrs Cohen, are you redecorating?"

"No," Mrs Cohen snapped, "We're moving."

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What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers?
"Is anything all right?"

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