Date registered: Jan 2005
Vehicle: 1992 W126 300 SE
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RE: Anyone fancy a riot??
Ok Marsden,pay attention,see if this hits the spot[;)]
God approaches the Arabs and says, "Would you guys like a commandment?" and the head Arab replies, "What is it?" and God says "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and the head Arab says, "No thanks, we do that all the time, we enjoy it."
So god goes to the Egyptians and says, "Would you like a commandment?" and the Pharaoah says, "What is it?" and God says, "Thou shallt not covet thy neighbours wife nor his ass nor whatever," and the Pharaoah says, " No thanks, coveting's what we do best, we thrive on it."
So finally God goes to the Jews and he says to Moses, "Would you like a commandment?" and Moses says, "How much do they cost?" and God says, "They're free." So Moses says....
"I'll take ten."