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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-12-2006, 12:57 PM Thread Starter
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth
to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked
into the room in tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother.

"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16
years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what
happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears.

"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened!
You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the
dog." [:D]
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I was thinking this is the most convoluted and stupid joke until I got to the punch line. LMFAO!!!

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Who said the old ones are the best?[;)]

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