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320lb coin purse? Warning, shilling content!!

There is a case reported by Walter (a matter of fact if we are to believe the Kronohausens' interpretation of "My Secret Life"), in which a woman is encouraged to insert as many coins as possible into her vagina. Walter produced five English pounds - "all in shillings" - and attempted to insert as many coins as possible into the woman's capacious tract. "Shilling after shilling I put up her, until forty were embedded in the elastic gully. . ." On and on she went until no less than seventy coins were inserted - "Triumphantly, she walked up and down the room, none falling out of her vagina." In the event the woman, Nellie, managed to retain eighty-four shillings in this manner - "I wish someone would do this every day."
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"Your money is no good here"
"Oh no, let me pay you!"
"Sir please leave, your change smells like an open harbour"

Freude am fahren!
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This is why I wash my hands after handling money.... bleh

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My wife said I could try that with her using $100.00 dollar bills. She keeps what she can hold. I told her i'm not a millionaire yet! [:D][:D]
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[:0] That's it, I am sticking to using plastic for all monetary transactions from this point on![:D]

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Just think. Four days out of the month you would have to accept "blood money". [xx(]

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She would also likely contract toxic shock and sticker shock at the same time.

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This bird was so inspired he wrote a song about it.

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'Dirty Cash' by The Adventures of Stevie B is a good track to play when driving.

Or

'The Monster Gash' by Nobby Noris Lickitt and the Clit Flicker Five.
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Well, The original title was Nickel in the Slut but it wouldn't pass the censors in them days.
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