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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-02-2006, 04:24 PM Thread Starter
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Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Haemorrhoids." No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again. Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good. Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again. So they tried "Lost Souls and Arse Holes." No way. "Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope. "Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and Moons?" Forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
And they loved it.
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Hear about what the proctologist said to his patient? "Bend over, I'm driving!"
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I heard a joke before about a guy that went to a proctologist. He was very nervous before he went in,but after a few minutes he thought it wasn't that bad, until he felt both the doc's hands on his shoulders.

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