Date registered: Jan 2005
Vehicle: 1992 W126 300 SE
Location: Head in the clouds
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RE: Gut wrenching accident photo - not for the faint heartedf!!
A Kiwi woman was having a shower and slipped over on the new bathroom floor her decorator husband had recently laid.
Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the shiny floor.
She yelled out for her husband Dennis. "Dennis! Dennis!" she yelled.
Dennis came running in.
"Dennis, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth Robyn!" Dennis said and tried to pull her up.
"You're just too heavy Robyn. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan C"
"Plan C?" exclaimed Dennis. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her"
"Spot on" Dennis said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits"
"Play with her tits"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do that"?
Dennis replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen- the tiles I fitted in there were much less expensive"