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Words. wise or otherwise

Got sent this today, but I kind of liked it;

* Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave
me the hell alone.

* The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
leaky tire.

* It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

* Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

* Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.

* Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

* If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

* Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

* Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.

* A closed mouth gathers no foot.

* Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

* Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.

* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-23-2006, 08:14 PM
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yes, those are good. I like the fan belt one.
(geez I hope I didn't jinx me)
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Great. I've added them to my repertoire. I'm hoping to appear witty when I grow old.

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-23-2006, 09:47 PM
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Me 2, pretty funny ones there...

Quote:
* Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Such mocking inspiration...

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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