Date registered: Apr 2004
Vehicle: 1983 300 D turbo
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RE: tell a classic
Three old ladies sitting around playing cards. First old lady says, you know what, I think I'm getting old. The other day I went into the refigerator for a jar of pickles, opened the door, pulled out the pickles, and just looked at them. I was not sure if I was taking them out, or putting them in.
The second old lady said, I know what you mean. I was climbing my stairs the other day, stopped to catch my breath, and wondered, am I going up these stairs or down these stairs.
Old lady number three began to laugh at her friends. You two old broads have really lost it. Thank goodness I have all my senses. As she stood up, she knocked on the wooden table for good luck. Oh, that must be the front door, I'll get it...