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Personality Test-- Determine your personality based on how you wipe your ass

Hrmm... If you are wondering wether the subject is real, yeah, i am too. Just can't believe this. Even the way you wipe your ass after taking a shit can get to know yourself better. How interesting...

1) If you Generally use a lot of toilet paper before your finished, you are a friendly, life-of-the-party type. You are free with your thoughts and opinions, not caring much about what others think of you. Your parents might think your room looks like a cyclone hit it? but it actually represents your happy, individualistic nature!

2) If you remove each piece of toilet paper 1 at a time until you have enough to wipe, you are a serious person who likes her life to be very calm. You are comfortable with routine, and you believe that the best way to deal with life's problems is to prevent them in the first place. You are a perfectionist. By nature you are quite shy. You are observant and you know more about some people than they think, just because you've watched them. You are dependable and sometimes intense. You think carefully before making decisions. You go about your tasks methodically, with concentration. You know how to pay attention.

3) If you stand up while you wipe, and ten minutes later get around to the pants, you are an extremely self-confident person. You are naturally bright and intellectual. You are also a deep thinker who loves to ask questions and ponder the meaning of things. You hate being rushed and you do not like to be hassled. Usually you like a lot of free time for yourself.

4) If you wipe slowly and carefully making sure your ass is perfectly clean , you are concerned about others and what they expect from you, but you're worried about your own needs. You are family-oriented, and stay extremely busy. You often feel stressed, but most of those heavy expectations come from your own head! Give yourself a break; you don't have to be perfect.

5) If you prefer using 1-ply toilet paper, you are a warm and sensitive person. You are considerate and thoughtful, and you give good advice to your friends. You are a natural born romantic.

6) If you wipe as quickly as humanly possible, you are a very curious and interesting person. You enjoy a broad range of activities. You take risks and enjoy fun and adventure. You are very sociable.


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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?", she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your arse, didn't it?", he replied...


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Jack Bauer is number 6, because he doesn't have time to go poop when there are terrorists that need to be eliminated.

"Your gonna tell me what i need to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt"

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an old woman walks into the bedroom where her husband is lying down, jumps on the end of the bed, throws open her robe and shouts "super pussy"!

The old man looks at her and says "I'll have the soup"
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methinks perhaps you are teh lamest of BW trolls......at least get some phunny material or decent pics or some shit....

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maybe the lamest, but you will soon find out that i am the most persistent...

"Your gonna tell me what i need to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt"

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maybe the lamest, but you will soon find out that i am the most persistent...
greattt...[xx(]

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What an ass-wipe.

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Is that wipe-ee or wipe-er??

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