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RE: Whale.

Who the hell is Star Jones?

A famous lawyer?


Where is that Google thing. I left it around here somewhere.
Probably next to the Internet. Where is that.


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How do you circumsize a whale?

You send down four-skin divers.


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RE: Whale.

There were two whales swimming around the Arctic Ocean.

One whale turned to the other whale and said, "Hey! Do you see that fishing boat off in the distance? What do you say we swim over there, blow some water out of our blow holes, ram the boat and eat all the fishermen?"

The second killer whale said, "Well, I am up for the blow job, but I don't swallow seamen."

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Once again, kind-hearted Humans helped another animal to death. [V]

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"Whale meat again,don't know where don't know when,but I know we'll meet again some sunny day....."

And we only spent £75,000 on that carcass.




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"Whale meat again,don't know where don't know when,but I know we'll meet again some sunny day....."

And we only spent £75,000 on that carcass.



Quit blubbering. [:D]

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Perhaps now they can finally determine whether it weighs two,five or seven tonnes.They just have to shunt it to a 'whale-way' station.[8D]


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They need to destroy it before it rots. Dynamite under the belly will only partially blow it up. They will need to put charges under its entire body so it will..........ready?.............here it comes..................Blow (w)hole.








that was not worth it, [V]

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They need to destroy it before it rots. Dynamite under the belly will only partially blow it up. They will need to put charges under its entire body so it will..........ready?.............here it comes..................Blow (w)hole.


I hope it's not a "sperm whale"







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