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Thanks for sharing. Now put that SL back in the Hotwheels box, playtime is over.

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" Doctor! Doctor!-Please help,I keep thinking I'm a pig"

'Oh really? how long has this been going on?'

"Well,it's been nearly a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek now" (in a squealy voice)

Y'all be telling it tomorrow[;)]

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Doctor my husband thinks he's a chicken!
How long has this been going on for?
About a year.
Why didn't you bring him in earlier?
We needed the eggs.

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Woman goes to her psychiatrist and tells him her husband thinks he's a dog.

"When did it start?", he asks

"When I was on vacation and I made him a meatloaf. He, instead grabbed the ALPO I had in the bowl and ate it."

"Then what happened?"

She said, "He began requesting me to feed him ALPO because it was so good. That's all he eats now. He's even begun to run around the house barking and begging like a dog."

"You must remove him from the ALPO at once! There is not enough sustainence to keep a human healthy. He will die if you don't act now!"

She agrees to do what she can and leaves.

Two weeks later, the psychiatrist sees her in the grocery store. Spotting ALPO in her buggy, he says, "So, you are still feeding it to him, huh?"

"No" she replies. "This is for the dog. My husband died last week."

"See, I told you that ALPO wouldn't sustain him."

The lady replies, "That's not what happened. The other day when he was on the street side chasing cars, He stopped in the middle of the road to lick his nuts and a car ran over him."
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A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!"

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"

The Doctor says "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

A doctor says to a man "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!"

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says "That's what puzzles me!"

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!"

Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."

A man goes to a psychiatrist "Nobody listen to me!" The doctor says "Next!"

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says "You're crazy" The man says "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

I know a guy who had his doctor say "take some weight off, go to a health club." This man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!


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^^^^^^^

Hey,you know it's now possible to change your screen name? Ever considered Overkill?[:D]


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A man goes to visit his doctor,

"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,"
"Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor.
"They make a HONDA sound"
The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"
"Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the man
The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"
"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man
"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."




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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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