Date registered: Dec 2005
Location: Halesite L.I.N.Y.
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Fellow goes to a shrink,"Doc,you gotta help me,every time I lie on my bed I think someone's under me and when I'm underneath I think somebody's on top,I can't sleep!"
Doc sez"come and see me once a week for a year and I think we can help you"
"How much will this cost,Doc?"
"$150.00 per visit"
"lemme go home and think about it,seems awful high"
Man runs into the Doc on the street so the Doc sez"so how is your problem?"
"Hell"the guy replied,"my bartender cured me for $10.00"
"really,what did he do?"
"he brought over his saw and cut the legs off the bed".