Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 95 E300
Location: Inside my head
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RE: "Intelligent design" not science: Vatican says
ThrillKill - 1/19/2006 7:25 PM
Botnst - 1/19/2006 6:17 PM
kvining - 1/19/2006 5:46 PM
Yes, you are indeed a miracle. Tell me, can you turn your piss into wine?
I can turn wine into piss. If I can teach my penis to syphon, I figure I can reverse the process.
Hah! Good one.
I tried that once and when I was not looking it shoved a peanut up my ass.
Yeah, the downside of the training regimen is that I stand around with my dick in a champagne thistle. You think your fingers wrinkle in water? Ha!
On the positive side, nobody invites me to weddings.