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Car Park Scam!

I am posting this to you to warn you all of something that happened to me. I have come a victim of the latest scam at a supermarket.
This happened at an Asda/Wallmart and it could easily happen to you:


Two good looking 18 year old girls came to my car as I was placing my shopping on the floor of the front seat. One started to wipe my windshield with a rag and some Windoline.
Then the other came to my window saying "Hi", while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It was impossible not to look.

I thanked them and offered a tip, they said "No" but asked for a lift to a nearby location.

I agreed and they sat in the back seat.
On the way, they started having sex with each other. Then one of them climbed over into the front seat and performed oral sex on me, while the other one stole my wallet.

I was a victim last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, but couldn't find them on Sunday.


Keep your wits about you!
and if you hear of a similar scam please PM me ASAP with the location, time, best place to park, etc.

- Jason



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You shop at ASDA/WALMART ? How common! I wouldn't admit to such in public fora even if I did lower myself to such degradation.



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Nothing wrong with Asda,
especially the smart price range. YUM! YUM! [:D]


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I was a victim last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, but couldn't find them on Sunday.

Keep your wits about you!
and if you hear of a similar scam please PM me ASAP with the location, time, best place to park, etc.
[:0]How many wallets do you own?[:0]

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try Church parking lots on Sundays.



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If you shopped at Waitrose,you would find a much higher class of tart.You not only get a BJ,but they wash your car and check your tyre pressures and oil level before you leave.
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Nothing wrong with Asda,
especially the smart price range. YUM! YUM! [:D]


OMG-I believe you took that photo which means you actually intend to eat that swill.[xx(]


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OMG-I believe you took that photo which means you actually intend to eat that swill.[xx(]

The joys of Google Images; I never even had to touch the can.[xx(]

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^^^^^
Nice try-you're so busted!


Look,it's ok,you're a northerner,I understand.[:D][8D]
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I am posting this to you to warn you all of something that happened to me. I have come a victim of the latest scam at a supermarket.
This happened at an Asda/Wallmart and it could easily happen to you:


Two good looking 18 year old girls came to my car as I was placing my shopping on the floor of the front seat. One started to wipe my windshield with a rag and some Windoline.
Then the other came to my window saying "Hi", while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It was impossible not to look.

I thanked them and offered a tip, they said "No" but asked for a lift to a nearby location.

I agreed and they sat in the back seat.
On the way, they started having sex with each other. Then one of them climbed over into the front seat and performed oral sex on me, while the other one stole my wallet.

I was a victim last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, but couldn't find them on Sunday.


Keep your wits about you!
and if you hear of a similar scam please PM me ASAP with the location, time, best place to park, etc.
Those must have been some pretty strong girls to force you into giving you oral sex. Why don't you tell the truth? You were trying to pick them up for sex and they duped you. Most people know that prostitutes will rip you off if you give them the chance. You know now don't you? That's happened thousands of times to me! [:D][:D][:I]
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I am posting this to you to warn you all of something that happened to me. I have come a victim of the latest scam at a supermarket.
This happened at an Asda/Wallmart and it could easily happen to you:


Two good looking 18 year old girls came to my car as I was placing my shopping on the floor of the front seat. One started to wipe my windshield with a rag and some Windoline.
Then the other came to my window saying "Hi", while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It was impossible not to look.

I thanked them and offered a tip, they said "No" but asked for a lift to a nearby location.

I agreed and they sat in the back seat.
On the way, they started having sex with each other. Then one of them climbed over into the front seat and performed oral sex on me, while the other one stole my wallet.

I was a victim last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, but couldn't find them on Sunday.


Keep your wits about you!
and if you hear of a similar scam please PM me ASAP with the location, time, best place to park, etc.
Those must have been some pretty strong girls to force you into giving you oral sex. Why don't you tell the truth? You were trying to pick them up for sex and they duped you. Most people know that prostitutes will rip you off if you give them the chance. You know now don't you? That's happened thousands of times to me! [:D][:D][:I]
Sounds like the script of a bad porno.
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