Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
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Alex Defraudi Saves man from bleeding . . .
Did someone say POST WHORE??
Alex Defraudi, while travelling a stretch of Highway 9, spotted a bleeding and disoriented hunter stumbling along the roadside. "I had to stop" states Defraudi. "He was bleeding everywhere!"
With no reguard for the interior of his Mercedes G class, Defraudi bundles the hunter in back and rushes him to the hospital.
While on the way, Defraudi talks to the hunter to find out what happened. "A beaver did it." stated the hunter.
Apparently, the hunter was beaver trapping and had caught one. He released the clasps on the trap and picked up the beaver to carry it to his truck. Unbeknowest to the hunter, the beaver was simply stunned into unconciousness in which it woke from.
"I was holding the beaver against my chest when he woke up and he bit my fuggin nipple OFF!" cried the hunter.
After dropping the beaver, the titty chewing beast wandered off in the woods.