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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-16-2006, 05:06 PM
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A man takes his parrot to the beach with him. As he's laying in the sun, the lifeguards take off running after a woman drowning in the ocean yelling for help. The man screamed, "Hell, let the bitch drown!"

Later , after things kinda settled down, a gentle wind was blowing. The man leaned back and said, "Feel the fuggin breeze!"

That Sunday, he took the parrot to church with him. At the end of services, they began to baptize a lady. The parrot squawked, "Hell, let the bitch drown!"

A lady who was sitting 8 rows up, got up from her seat and whirled a songbook at it barely missing. The parrot retorted, "Feel the fuggin breeze!"
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What's the difference between a pit bull and a poodle?

If the pit bull is humping your leg, you let it finish.

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Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!''
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''




...In the land of the blonde, the one-eyed blonde is the queen[^]

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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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