Date registered: Jan 2005
Vehicle: 1992 W126 300 SE
Location: Head in the clouds
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What has three legs and lives on a farm?
Paul Mc Cartney and Heather Mills.
A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate. The nurses ran into the room.
The husband was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think