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I thought this was just a game played by my significant other and myself. Who knew there was a malady?

http://www.ohiohealth.com/healthreference/reference/C3939B75-E58D-48D2-A692B19762CB3191.htm?category=questions

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Curiosity killed the cat. I Googled "guage" and the third entry was the following link:

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Who knew there was a malady?
Yeesh...WTF is in the water in Ohio anyway???


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OMG... it's Minnesota, and Iowa, and....

"...may appear to shrink due to decreased muscle tone in the lower abdominal muscles"

Everyone's doing ab crunches at this very moment...


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This just in:

Posessing a substandard stock portfolio just declared a disease by Ohiohealth.com

Symptoms include driving a Saturn, alcoholism and wife beating.

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I thought this was just a game played by my significant other and myself. Who knew there was a malady?

http://www.ohiohealth.com/healthreference/reference/C3939B75-E58D-48D2-A692B19762CB3191.htm?category=questions

Now that is an interesting ailment. My father once told me story about some rich fat guy who's dick kept getting shorter as his girth got bigger. Eventually, his arms could not reach his dick to aim it when he peed. To remedy this situation, he hired a handler to take care of things in the bathroom for him. Eventually he got so fat the thing just blended in like another belly button, and the handler declared he could not find it after a frantic series of manipulations of fat rolls. The fat bastard then told him "you better find it, you had it last!"

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Dude, how did you find the disappearing dick thing?
I don't see it linked anywhere. Did you do a search on it?

So to speak?


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Posessing a substandard stock portfolio just declared a disease by Ohiohealth.com

Symptoms include driving a Saturn, alcoholism and wife beating.
My first ROFL of 2006.

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Dude, how did you find the disappearing dick thing?
I don't see it linked anywhere. Did you do a search on it?

So to speak?
I actually searched "giant penis", a personal ailment suffered by myself and my beloved mare. The hidden thing just popped up, so to speak.

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...a personal ailment suffered by myself and my beloved mare.
Oh, how she suffers, too.

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