Blonde jokes - Page 3 - Mercedes-Benz Forum

LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #21 of 27 (permalink) Old 01-03-2006, 09:38 PM
Boring Cars...meh!
Nutz 4 Benz's Avatar
Date registered: Aug 2005
Vehicle: 81 280E, 84 500SEC, 87 560, 89 "300E", 91 500SL, 15 E350 4Matic Estate, 71 BMW 2002, +others
Location: Maui
Posts: 15,945
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 16 Post(s)
Lifetime Premium Member
RE: Blonde jokes


A blonde going through a flashing red light.
__________________________________________________ ___

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
__________________________________________________ ___

What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?

"No,but I've been swung around by my tit's!"
__________________________________________________ ___

Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.
__________________________________________________ ___

Why did the blonde scale the chain link fence?

She wanted to see what was on the other side.
Nutz 4 Benz is offline  
Sponsored Links
post #22 of 27 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 10:19 AM
Lifetime Premium Member
Shane's Avatar
Date registered: Aug 2002
Vehicle: And what was left was what was guilt was what u gave to me
Location: A cavalcade of strangers came to tear ur world apart
Posts: 41,528
Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Quoted: 1728 Post(s)
Lifetime Premium Member
Why do blondes drive BMWs? It is the only car they can remember how to spell.
Shane is offline  
post #23 of 27 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 03:03 PM
BenzWorld Elite
Jayhawk's Avatar
Date registered: Aug 2005
Vehicle: S500/W220/2000
Location: Lawrence, KS (USA)
Posts: 21,652
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Look at some of the posters above... It's a walk down memory lane.
Attached Images

Don't believe everything you think
Jayhawk is offline  
post #24 of 27 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 03:07 PM
BenzWorld Elite
yoseyman's Avatar
Date registered: Nov 2005
Vehicle: Baby
Location: 1313 Mockingbird lane
Posts: 9,689
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
did you hear about the blonde that was a dirty little whore?

She was a Dirty little whore.
yoseyman is offline  
post #25 of 27 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 03:47 PM
BenzWorld Member
GKMB's Avatar
Date registered: Jan 2008
Vehicle: 190SL
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 203
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
GKMB is offline  
post #26 of 27 (permalink) Old 04-14-2008, 11:58 PM
BenzWorld Junior Member
vsatinsky's Avatar
Date registered: Feb 2008
Vehicle: 1988 MB 300SEL
Location: South Jersery near Phila
Posts: 40
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Last year's hide and seek winner.
vsatinsky is offline  
post #27 of 27 (permalink) Old 04-15-2008, 01:41 AM
worst mod in BW history
ThrillKill's Avatar
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: ML CLK Iridescent Hyundai Accent lol,GoPed Freightshaker & Volvo semi's, c'mawn?
Location: Chicago
Posts: 27,762
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Lifetime Premium Member

Failed miserably! Unless "THESE" refers to the rib closest to the vertebral column.

ThrillKill is offline  
Sponsored Links

  Mercedes-Benz Forum > General Mercedes-Benz Forums > Off-Topic

Quick Reply

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Mercedes-Benz Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:


  • Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
    Thread Tools
    Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
    Email this Page Email this Page
    Display Modes
    Linear Mode Linear Mode

    Posting Rules  
    You may post new threads
    You may post replies
    You may not post attachments
    You may not edit your posts

    BB code is On
    Smilies are On
    [IMG] code is On
    HTML code is Off
    Trackbacks are On
    Pingbacks are On
    Refbacks are On


    Title goes here

    video goes here
    description goes here. Read Full Story
    For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome