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What do the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?

They both have consumed a lot of semen!

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Two blondes were working on the turn signals of their car.

The one outside asked the other to turn on the blinkers.Looking at the lights she said...."They're working.......they're not working.....they're working......they're not working........"

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What's a blondes favorite option on a car?

Tilt steering because it provides more headroom!

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Why did the blonde tip toe pass the open medicine cabinet? because the bottle said sleeping pills.
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Why can't blondes waterski?

Because when their crotches get wet,they think they have to lay down.

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Three women sitting at a bar, one red head, one brunette, one blonde. The bartender asks each what they want to drink. The red head says a Coors, the brunette says a martini, the blonde says a "fifteen". The bartender asks her what the hell is a "fifteen"? She replies, "duh... a Seven and Seven!" [:D]
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why did the blond not change her baby's diaper for a month? because the box said holds up to 20 pounds
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two blonds wanted to go to Disney Land so when they got to Orlando the road sign said Disney Land left so they went home
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what do you call a blone with 2 brain cells? Pregnant
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How do you get a blonde to marry you?


Tell her she's pregnant

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You know what you call a blond on her back?

F*cked!
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For you Shrimpton

Why did God create blondes?

Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.


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