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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-24-2005, 04:18 AM Thread Starter
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Happy Holidays Everyone!

Well this will be my last post for now. You can post all you want this week without me there post whoring. Have a Happy Holidays everyone. Travel safe, and don't drink and drive.[:)]

I see MS Fowler that your the only one on right now. Well congratulations to you for witnessing this post.[;)]

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-24-2005, 07:37 AM
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Bah Humbug.

Where is the Grinch when you need him? Oh wait I see him in the mirror now.
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RE: Happy Holidays Everyone!

I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice (and after $1,200 in attorneys fees) I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Be Merry and Happy,

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Why don't you go burn a wreath or something.[;)]

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did someone call me?[:)]

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