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TK, I hope you don't mind, I borrowed a couple of lines. ( they were funny)

I was home watching Dynasty when I decided to have a little Rendezvous with victoria. I thought a night on the town would be great, so I picked her up in my benz. Victoria was part Cherokee and always dressed to the nines with her Sable and Topaz jewelry. She had such a Mystique. And me, I wore a Blazer. Well I would love to be in Malibu but I'm more of a New Yorker. Victoria is more of a Suburban type, so she is somewhat out of her Element. Anyway I traveled up Fifth Avenue until I got to Park Avenue.
You have to careful nowdays so I allways carry my Baretta with me. When we arrived at the club I ran into Jimmy, Yukon imagine my surprise when he had Sierra with him, my old girlfriend! I had met her in the Riviera on an Excursion a couple of years ago. I remember the night I saw her Silhouette behind the curtin just as she came out on stage at club El Dorado. There was a Storm that night but there was a Toronado in my heart! After spending a few weekends in Daytona our romance was over. I didn't know if I could Stanza nother night alone. Now here we are face to face with my best friend. Jimmy was a Legend
so I can't blame him, after all he wasn't the one who Taurus apart. So I said let's all have some Concord and relax. I had to keep my Focus. Jimmy was a Free Spirit who couldn't Escape with out retelling some of his old Escalades.
I decided to ask a few questions to Sierra and Probe into what she'd been up to. I know that was a little Interpid but I felt my heart racing like an Avalanche. Jimmy didn't seem to mind we had been friends for what seems like a Century. So jimmy ask Victoria to dance, then Escorted her to the floor. Jimmy was like a Celebrity cause he looked like Ringo Starr you know he was a Beetle. I then suggested we go some place and play Monte carlo the night is young and I've got Neon in my veins and tried to pay the check but jimmy insisted and told me he would chevette up my ass if I tried to pay. Just then the club DJ announced the Winner of the dance contest. I couldn't believe they Crown VIctoria ! I have to admit she is a good dancer, especially if it's has a up Tempo she has alot of Vigor
and vim. Well, jimmy put the bill on his card, he is a real Charger and we were all in Accord.

I should write a book it would Celica hot cake!
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That is really good. You should write a book.

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Idiot. Everyone knows Park Avenue runs parallel to 5th. [:D]
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