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Worst Christmas Gift?

An arch rival, if not outright competitor, is seriously threatening to give me an iguana for X mas. If this anamoly happens does anyone need a large lizard cheap?
What do I buy the yo yo in return? So far a stuffed horse head in the bed is ranking highest.
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RE: Worst Christmas Gift?

an olds alero.

i really dont know, man.

ive seen an animated deer head at wal mart. its about the tackiest thing ive seen this season. its even got a wireless microphone included.

if the theme is live animals you cant return...

a gerbil.

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RE: Worst Christmas Gift?

Not exactly a cute little Schnauzer is it?


I've always been leary of snake and reptile people.
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RE: Worst Christmas Gift?

my paternal grandmother will only have a miniature schnauzer.

she is on her 4th or 5th and theyve all been named pookie. this is since my father was a child...

its crazy, but the thing wears sweaters and sometimes, if youre lucky, theyll match.[:p]

i had a friend with an iguana and a bearded dragon. iguanas are cute when theyre small but they get mean. hers would sneak up on the back of the couch(much like her racoon would!) and attack you. it would hiss and swat its tail. it finally got to where i would only sit on the porches at her house. cats(one named worm, one named scab) a dog(a beautiful spitz named maggie) lizards, rodents and racoons didnt appeal to me at all anymore.

i also had a friend with a big hairy spider.

no thanks.

the gerbil would go well with a fake extraction coupon and large quantity of lubricant.

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RE: Worst Christmas Gift?

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An arch rival, if not outright competitor,
Please define further so we can help you better.


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I've always been leary of snake and reptile people.
I know what you mean.





Along the lines of unreturnable animals iNeon has suggested, I'd like to recommend something your nemesis' municipality won't accept as trash. In our municipality, construction debris cannot be discarded with regular household waste, which would make stack of used asbestos tiles the #1 choice gift for Christmas.





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RE: Worst Christmas Gift?

i got a gift card for $5 to that dam candy factory in the mall. its a thought full gift but you cant buy crap with $5 in that store. Another great gift was a key chain voice recorder so you could record where you parked... like i had trouble finding my car in the fist place.
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Five bucks is good for you.........
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RE: Worst Christmas Gift?

I don't think he would get the gerbil but that would be funny. The gift must match the person. He is straight and quite nicely dysfunctional, so I am thinking of a stupid straight gift or gag. Maybe a ratty KKK hat with a Berkley university sticker on it?
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