worst mod in BW history
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: ML CLK Iridescent Hyundai Accent lol,GoPed Freightshaker & Volvo semi's, c'mawn?
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RE: Hidden Meanings
Not sure, but this is why I know I would make a great porno film director.
Film title: Santa Claus is cumming goo, tons.
Location: Cozy cabin in Swiss Alps
Santa, naked from the waist down stands by the warm fire with a multi-colored candy cane dangling from his north pole. His elves played by anyone with by the name of Tawny, Brandi or Ginger (roles not cast yet) playfully wrestle each other over the long shaft of the cane.
Santa produces an extra large candy cane (one of those giant fat ones your Grandma Griselda gave you every year)and inserts the long end into one of the frollicking elves while the others provide oral moisture to the sweet stick. Twisting the cane 180 degrees he inserts the hooked end into the plum pudding hole and...........