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RE: Bachelor Pad
I brought this thread back because of the horror I experienced.
As I walked into my friend's 1600 square foot house, I could hardly forget the dying lawn and the shopping cart turned over, but soon I was stepping in an ocean of shoes. I opened the closet by the front door and noticed a home wine making kit, it's not like I am that snoopy but it smelt like puke and ethanol and I had find out what was so foul.
The kitchen looked like homeless people had broken into the house and used the kitchen as a place to store inventory on big bottle runs. The vinyl faux tiling looked like it was mauled by a bear. I couldn't find anything really, and the couch was surrounded by a forest of dishes and glasswear.
The brand new couch looked like it was a performance piece from an abstract artist that only worked in the medium of ash and stains. I saw atleast 5-6 chavettes.
I really didn't appreciate someone parking their raised Dodge Ram on the lawn as I was leaving, and I really don't like how some random guy playing Xbox asked me for money to buy coke.
Thanks all who replied, and influenced me to stay away.
Freude am fahren!