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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-18-2005, 03:04 AM Thread Starter
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This bought tears to my eyes. [:D]



Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.



source - http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html[:D]

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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 12-18-2005, 07:04 AM
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hahahahahhahaah

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Wonder if Danny has a swollen foot.
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oops.. lol [:D][:D]



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Poor Danny may need therapy after this.
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Is that a MOFO or what?
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So finish the story, did you get "lucky" or what?
Also, were you raised in Arkansas?
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[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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RE: Internet dating - Oh Danny Boy

Oh Danny Boy...[V][B)]


Oh Danny boy, the Mother, your Mother is calling
From PC to PC, and down the chatroom site
My cycle's gone, and all I feel is flushing
'Tis you, 'tis you must come and I must ride.
But come ye back when Mother's in the bedroom
Or when my valley's lush and wet with glow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when Father's next to me lying
We'll be dead, as dead we shall be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say "Mommy" there for me.

And I shall feel, so softly you spread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come in me.

I'll simply sleep in peace until you come in me.






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I wonder if she let him suck her tit?.......again.







C'mon, you know it's funny.

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